For those of you facial-hair-challenged (me) then here is your quick fix. Admittedly, this puppy will keep your noggin good and sweaty in the 90 degree heat we’ve had this summer, but think of all the armed robbery potential it possesses. And how else can you pose as a character from the old-school Rudoloph the Reindeer claymation movies for Halloween? Answer: you can’t. Buy a Hatbeard.
Beard cap13 08 2008