In 13 years as a vegetarian, nothing has compelled me to purchase anything resembling a meat product.
And then bacon flavored toothpicks came into my life. “…slender sticks of wood that are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon.”
I had to bring these babies back to the office. I could not, not buy these. We’re suckers for packaging, and you really never know when you’ll need a toothpick, right?
And then, figuring that the bacon flavoring was not derived from actual bacon or other pork product, but chemicals in a lab, I had to try one.
Yeah, they’re not good. But they do make a handy conversation starter on the airplane, in a bar, or on this blog.
Get yours here: http://www.accoutrements.com/products/11723.html